As the Georgina Baillie spin-machine gets under way, we are pleased to tell you we have found hardcore acts by Georgina on a male pornstar that are due to appear on a website near you in a matter of days. In the scene Georgina watches the guy strip naked, before having him get on all fours while she performs the very same ‘intimate fondling’ on him as Jonathon Ross & Russell Brand hinted they would perform on her Grandfather, TV actor Andrew Sachs.
Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Georgina’s MySpace or Bebo page, whichever inanely boring one it is (a promo page for her ‘band’ Satanic Sluts), has strangely gone all chaste & ladylike. Gone are the near-nude pics, and proclamations of how happy she is being a Satanic Slut and a swinger, in are the ‘hello it’s so very sweet of you all to look at my page’, and ‘I am in a loving relationship’ toe-curlers.
Doesn’t it suck when publicity seeking attention whores get bitten on the ass…
Well, where do we start. OK, a quick run down of the players:
Georgina Baillie (victim)
Andrew Sachs (victim’s grandfather, actor, UK national treasure)
Russell Brand (swordsman)
Jonathon Ross (accomplice)
The Sun Newspaper (UK Tabloid, moral crusader)
BBC Radio 2 (UK taxpayer funded national broadcaster)
Max Clifford (leech, parasite, holier-than-thou stalwart citizen)
Once upon time, in a bedroom far, far, away, Russell Brand and Georgina Baillie get jiggy and copulate, possibly engaging in other sexual ‘activites’ before, after, or both. Some time later, during his radio show, Russell Brand leaves a message on Andrew Sachs answerphone, the transcript of which is as follows:
2 listeners complained to the BBC about the call, which prompted the UK media, led by The Sun ‘newspaper’ to launch a moral outcry over the content of the prank call. Complaints soared to 30,000 (and still climbing), even eliciting a response from UK Prime Minister Gordon Brown; “This is clearly inappropriate and unacceptable behaviour, as is now widely recognised….”
Georgina was duly approached by The Sun, and after doing a deal with famed money-grabber Max Clifford, sold her stoy, pouring her heart out with such quotes as
“utterly horrified and disgusted”
“we should complain to the police”
“I can’t tell you how much it hurts to know they were so unkind ”
Andrew Sachs, interviewd by The Sun stated “Andrew, of Brondesbury, North West London, said early yesterday he did not know whether Georgina had slept with Brand, but admitted he would be “horrified” if she had.”
Georgina Baillie, after admitting she DID sleep with Brand, said he was a “disappointment” in bed. Way to keep your reputation as an innocent victim intact.
Next up, the internet comes alive with porn pics and movies of Georgina Baillie, who uses the stage name Voluptua while being filmed. She also had a try-out as a topless model, and auditioned to appear in the UK’s top tabloid as one of their famous Page 3 Girls. That tabloid? Why, none other than The Sun, who have a history of working with publicist Max Clifford, along with their sister paper, the News Of The World (who broke the story about F1 Racing boss, Max Mosley and his spanking sessions with hookers dressed as Nazis).
Ok, so on to a few ‘coincidences’. The Sachs family are good friends with the Goldman family. Who are the Goldmans? Well, Jonathon Ross’s wife, Jane Goldman, a Gothesque type, who has also modelled underwear for a Gothic clothing company.
A porn movie has surfaced showing Georgina being spanked by a girl wearing a strap-on dildo, a la Max Mosley style. The girl herself allegedy bearing a remarkably similar appearance to none other than one of the dominatrix’s from why, the Max Mosley video exposed by none other than Georgina’s new publicist, Max Clifford…
PR stunt from the get go to get sweet Georgina Baillie’s porn career kick-started? Nah, surely not…….?
Well, they just keep on coming. Yet more Georgina Baillie porn surfacing, this time in a set with a nice Georgina Baillie lesbian tit grope or several. The series shows the frontwoman for the Satanic Sex Sluts (her mediocre band) in her role as Voluptua, the Goth porn model, writhing on a bed with another dark-haired beauty.
Dressed in satin, as is the theme of the porn site she appears on, the now famous granddaughter of UK actor Andrew Sachs shows off her all natural curves in and out of a slinky robe. The full set of pics, and the accompanying movie scene – which incidentally, is pretty damn sexy – can be seen by Clicking Here
Onwards and upwards. Or in this case, downwards, specifically to the mingepiece area of hard done by Georgina Baillie, the woman at the heart of the UK’s collective call for public hanging to be brought back. We’ve been having a lovely time going through the Georgina Baillie Porn shoots, and came across (did we say that out loud?) some spiffy cameltoe shots of Ms Baillie. Proving herself to be far from the wallflower she is tring to portray herself as in the mainstream media, Andrew Sachs granddaughter is quite the exhibitionist.
The famous ‘cameltoe’ phrase refers to the instances where the pussy lips are visible through an outer layer of clothing, resembling a camel’s hoof. The jolly Georgina, either wittingly or not, displays an impressive array of camel toe shots throughout her various shoots, and coupled with a decent rack, make for some very enjoyable wanking material. Now we all get to see what Russell Brand stuck his ding-a-ling in
Well, here she is. The ’sweet and innocent’ girl at the centre of what has turned into a political shitstorm, with the Prime Minister of England calling for the left testicles of funnymen Jonathon Ross and Russell Brand. Please note, we use the term ‘funny’ in regard to Russell Brand with tongues in cheek.
Turns out the granddaughter of actor Andrew Sachs, who starred as Spanish waiter Manuel in the classic comedy Fawlty Towers (John Cleese, Prunella Scales, Connie Booth), managed to get herself banged by serial shagger Russell Brand, and the doting granddad Sachs was the subject of a mocking answerphone message left by Ross and Brand, in which Ross blurted out that Brand had fucked your granddaughter. The pair then went on to joke about how the news would probably drive Sachs to suicide, and offered to wank him off to make amends.
Lo and behold, Georgina Baillie steps up to offer her views on how she has been mistreated, and has had her reputation tarnished. We rather think that her extremely racy Porn Site Pictures And Movies had already secured that particular event.